Early this morning in Bree, five black coated and hooded ring wraiths attacked a small house off of the main street and completely dismantled the whole house. The five Nazgûl left quickly after the attack and took nothing. Luckily the house was empty and no one was injured. However, the beds and pillows were hacked to bits.
The black riders may have gotten away with it, except after ransacking the house; they all let out a vicious scream that woke everyone in the area. When some brave souls came out of their houses, they saw the Ringwraiths ride out of town with much haste. All who heard the scream could only interpret it as a victory wail, however some historians think otherwise.
C.W. Johnson, the house owner, returned to his house from a trip to visit his mother-in-law to find it destroyed. When it was explained to him that five black riders had ransacked his house and left without explanation, he responded, “What? What kind of world do we live in that some undead kings can come and just come and destroy my house! This is ridiculous! Did they leave some place they could be reached so I can speak to my lawyer and get some compensation?”
When told that they probably could be reached in Mordor, Johnson responded, “Um, yea…I’ll probably stay here and just lock the doors next time.” Neither the mayor of Bree or Mr. Johnson are pursuing charges against the Nazgûl.
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