Orcs Against Uruk-hai

Recently, an orc named Glarg reached out to Project Mordon to bring to light the plight of his hard-working and now marginalized orcs of Isengard.  We have republished his letter here:

Friends at Project Mordor -
Not that long ago, The Orcs were the dominant evil-doing race in all of middle earth.  Whenever there was a town-sacking or general mayhem, every one looked to The Orcs.  We held that honor in high esteem.  When those scheming Elves made the knife later known as "Sting" - they made it glow when The Orcs were around!  Not dwarves, not humans, not stinking hobbits, or those miniature goblins but The Orcs!  That aught to tell you everything you need to know.  But, more and more this race of Uruk-hai have increased in prevalence and preference by our evil masters.  First, they take our jobs.  What is next?  We Orcs have to stick together against this abomination of cross-racial breeding that does not belong in our lands.  Now our master, Saurman, in his infinite wisdom (if he is reading this) has created even more robust Uruk-hai who can even travel when that nasty orb is in the sky. Think how much more efficient these Uruk-hai can be for the same amount of pay?  They can move faster than us, perfect for chasing tasty humans across the nasty green fields.  They are more resistent to the heat the orb pounds down on us innocent Orcs.

They have even began to take our homes.  All the good rooms in Isengard are taken by the bigger and stronger Uruk-hai.  Their language even threatens to take over ours.  Some spots in Isengard even offer bi-lingual Orc and Uruk-hai service!  I cannot believe what has happened to our culture!

Orc unemployment is at an all time high, even while Saruman and Sauron are both hiring at the highest level in recent years.  All the good plunder is taken by Uruk-hai before our unemployed Orcs can even get to it.  But, what good are unemployed Orcs when all the best outfitted Uruk-hai have access to all the resources.  We built all of Isengard on our strength and pulled down all the trees with our ropes and hooks.  The Orcs built all of the equipment in which the Uruk-hai were even created in!  And once the Uruk-hai are at full strength, who gets the good jobs and who gets sent to the unemployment line?  I'm sure you can guess the answer to that question.

They are bigger than us, stronger than us and can travel during the light hours.  Even our superior numbers are no match!  If an Orc runs into an Uruk-hai anywhere in Isengard, the Orc is treated harshly if The Orc escapes with his or her life.  We are relentlessly bullied by the terrible Uruk-hai.

This is why we reach out to you as we form our newest organization, Orcs Against Uruk-hai or OAUH (trust me, it sounds great in The Orc language).  Please help us get our jobs, homes and livelihood back before this new race takes over.

Yours in Orcdom,
Glarg